Hi i'm Scott. I'm very new to tumblr and have no fucking clue what i'm doing..but i like to reblog from time to time and relax.
Girlfriend
Holy buns, this is too cool for words.
Nyan Time!
(Source: trueloveistruepain)
Taken with instagram
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
MIRANDA.
(Source: s3xnoise)
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
omg
